suburban-auschwitz:

ermahgerdkerfer:

Damn, this girl was prepared.

Damn, I can’t even put the kids to bed on time
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captainashlet:

I drew a thing. I started out with a profile of Cindy and then decided to complete the list. And yes, that’s Princess Leia. She gets to be part of my collection. -puts on cool shades-

I’d kinda like to do all the Disney heroines?? I really had fun with these. WE SHALL SEE, SCHOOL IS STARTING ON MONDAY.

Here’s the image not chopped up.

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ccartimandua:

lucithor:

being gay before the invention of lube must have been a pain in the ass

according to my history professor this is actually a huge contributing factor to the popularity of olive oil in Ancient Greece

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something-in-the-way-she-knows:

MY DAD JUST SENT ME THIS

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penis-official:

ok so today our teacher has this policy where if your phone rings you either put it away or he can answer it
so he told us about this one time where a girl let him answer the phone and when the person on the phone asked for her he simply replied
“sorry she’s in the shower do you want to leave her a message”

the person on the phone was her dad

saying “it was my teacher” sure didnt help

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fripperiesandfobs:

Costume worn by Maggie Smith on Downton Abbey

From Cosprop via the Winterthur Museum on Pinterest

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asvprock:

1 Bottle of Shampoo = 10 Bottles of Conditioner.

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imdemetrialynn:

toocooltobehipster:

[video]

lmfaoo this shit is funny & important to watch
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grantgustin-s:

u don’t like my blog well dats a

image

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crash-mcbarason:

tea-doodles:

crash-mcbarason:

tabularojo:

crash-mcbarason:

whenever i use scissors i always have this brief thought of “ohoho man imagine if i accidentally snipped off my nipple”

It would hurt a lot but it would grow back, nipples are one of the few parts of the body that entirely regenerate

U N L I M I T E D N I P P L E S
NO DO NOT TRY THIS AT ANY COST
DO NOT CUT OFF YOUR NIPPLES THEY ARE IN FACT LIMITED
L I M I T E D N I P P L E S
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wowthatexists:

image

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detainable:

my life is kind of like when you’re about to sneeze and then don’t

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frazerross:

tastefullyoffensive:

Video: Nick Offerman Recites Some Profound Shower Thoughts [gifs via]

The best post on this site

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